Men tilbake til ex-twittreren Grohl som altså leverte disse små "gullkornene":
"Almost went for a jog, thought fuck it and cracked open another beer."
"I was at the ATM [America's Next Top Model] the other day when an old lady walked up and asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over!!!!"
"Two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. The first one says 'I've never come this way before.' The second one replies 'Must be the cobbles.'"
"Bungee jumping is like getting a blowjob off your granny, It feels great but for Christ's sake don't look down."
"Gynecologist examines a lesbian and says that is the cleanest vagina I have ever seen. Her reply Thank you, I have a woman in twice a week."
"A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says; 'Fuck off, you won't bring it back.'"
Det er nesten så man skulle tro mannen var trommeslager ...... hehe